Tuesday, January 24, 2006

DRAGON TALES GNAWS ENTRAILS

CHOICE MOVIE: Bewitched. Oh funny. I really enjoyed this movie, tho, Nicole Kidman is looking increasingly older...perhaps due to the fact that she does in fact age. This was great. It wasn't too embarassing in the embarassing parts which is what I enjoy most b/c I hate the horridly embarrassing movies.

So I am feeling a bit hyper currently. I shall just have to wait until 6pm. to call over Cole's. Or perhaps I should just take a windy stroll. Or not. It's really fucking windy outside. I might fall over and get hurt. I have the Wellness Wednesday final to do tomorrow, I don't want to risk injury...

My brother is watching Dragon Tales. I hate this show with the passion of a thousand fiery hells. I hate Dragon Tales. That blue dinosaur is so fucking stupid, I want to shove his head up the purple dinosaurs' ass and then shove them both in a lake of magma. Magma. I fucking HATE Dragon Tales. If today's youth requires this television program to grow into intelligent, resourceful beings in our society, then I weep. I weep for myself. Why must my brother watch this shit?

In other monotony, I like the new stamps. There's a blue statue of liberty in front of the flag. 'Tis pretty and patriotic, and only slightly makes me want to barf. Bleh, I'm bored. Bored bored bored. Homework? What's that? I do not comprehend what you speak. Shut up.

2 Comments:

Blogger Hannah M. said...

ahhhhhhhhh. Now Clifford is on. While I was a Clifford book groupie as a child, the tv show sucks my penis. That poodle is the most annoying cartoon character. Ever. Ok, she and the blue dinosaur tie:(

Quickly Pee Grows Kites On Pretty Indigo Water.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ord pulls food out of his crotch and... you asked for the blowjob.

5:58 PM  

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