Monday, October 24, 2005

I NEED A BACKRUB

Why?

Porque:
1. Parents morning is Saturday and I still do not have all my lines memorized, am seriously doubting I ever will have my lines memorized.
2. I keep on screwing up the song/dance sequence.
3. I work at HiV in the can room and lift heavy bags and bend over for half an hour to sort bottles. Up front I also lift groceries into cars and such.
4. I'm a chapter behind in AP Econ.
5. Personal Strength 2nd period. Beaman is a slave driver.
6. I haven't actually done any math hmwk in a few weeks and I think we have a test or sumthin soonish like.
7. Spanish test Thursday.
8. George hit me hard this week
9. It's cold
10. OH MY FUCKING GOD THE PLAY IS IN A WEEK-ISH LIKE

All of these factors contribute to a very tense back. A tense Hannah is not a good Hannah. She (yes, I've decided to speak of myself in the 3rd person) does not SPAZZ OUT often, but when she does...it's quite funny you should be there. I mean, uhhhh....

Damn you Sarah, I don't like you anymore. After all the love I give to you, you refused to give me a backrub. Bitch. I hate you. And Jess was injured tonight, so no rubs there. I am seriously at the point where I would give someone a blow job to rub my back. Anyone? Anyone? Damnnit, the only ppl who even read this fucker are female. Or, ya know, Mitch and the Ryan's so...yeah, females:P Bitches.

ps. my doggie just left a big steaming pile of poo in the middle of the dining room and my mommy had to pick it up. I don't know why, but that makes me giggle inside.

6 Comments:

Blogger Hannah M. said...

u r standing right behind me...and no, I surely do hate you. smarmy bitch.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the last paragraph or so. It adds a much needed boost to the whole post. Way to Go.

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

moms will clean up anything

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so will you still be putting out in a few weeks when i'm home?
'cause that would be *great*. ;)
hahahahaha

8:36 PM  
Blogger Hannah M. said...

anything for you Anna....*kisses*

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O_o.o_<_0

5:43 PM  

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