I NEED A BACKRUB
Why?
Porque:
1. Parents morning is Saturday and I still do not have all my lines memorized, am seriously doubting I ever will have my lines memorized.
2. I keep on screwing up the song/dance sequence.
3. I work at HiV in the can room and lift heavy bags and bend over for half an hour to sort bottles. Up front I also lift groceries into cars and such.
4. I'm a chapter behind in AP Econ.
5. Personal Strength 2nd period. Beaman is a slave driver.
6. I haven't actually done any math hmwk in a few weeks and I think we have a test or sumthin soonish like.
7. Spanish test Thursday.
8. George hit me hard this week
9. It's cold
10. OH MY FUCKING GOD THE PLAY IS IN A WEEK-ISH LIKE
All of these factors contribute to a very tense back. A tense Hannah is not a good Hannah. She (yes, I've decided to speak of myself in the 3rd person) does not SPAZZ OUT often, but when she does...it's quite funny you should be there. I mean, uhhhh....
Damn you Sarah, I don't like you anymore. After all the love I give to you, you refused to give me a backrub. Bitch. I hate you. And Jess was injured tonight, so no rubs there. I am seriously at the point where I would give someone a blow job to rub my back. Anyone? Anyone? Damnnit, the only ppl who even read this fucker are female. Or, ya know, Mitch and the Ryan's so...yeah, females:P Bitches.
ps. my doggie just left a big steaming pile of poo in the middle of the dining room and my mommy had to pick it up. I don't know why, but that makes me giggle inside.
6 Comments:
u r standing right behind me...and no, I surely do hate you. smarmy bitch.
I love the last paragraph or so. It adds a much needed boost to the whole post. Way to Go.
moms will clean up anything
so will you still be putting out in a few weeks when i'm home?
'cause that would be *great*. ;)
hahahahaha
anything for you Anna....*kisses*
O_o.o_<_0
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