MUSICAL EMBARRASSMENT

CHOICE MOVIE: The Prince And Me. It had Julia Stiles in it, and I luv that gurl. She's such a vivid actress. Anyway, it was okay. Not exactly the greatest romance in the history of time, but I rented it from the library, so, whatever.

Yesterday we had musical practice. I got there about 20 minutes late, but they were still hardly through the first section of the book. About 20 min after that I said my 2 lines after being woken out of a bored haze , and then Cassie requested that I try on an outfit for my character. So off I go to the dressing room to try on this dress. This dress is exquisitely odd and has a very large collar. Anyway, I get it over my head or some such and then try to button the dress. It refuses to button, so I'm about to call it quits, but Nicole is determined to have me wear this dress. So she makes me (all guys should stop reading at this point) hike up my boobs and suck in my massive gut. This is still not making the buttons any easier to button, so then she makes me lie down on the counter and pull my boobs up to a more boob like position. The whole time she is manhandling me and the dress and my boobs, there are about ten other girls in the actual dressing room and they are staring at this spectacle and laughing. I'd like to see them get into this dress when they're a 36 C. The most any of them has is a 34 B. Finally, the buttons buttoned, the zipper zipped, and my cleavage was hid, so I pranced out in the thing and made it sure e-one knew my pain.

Anyway, I wrote this post mainly b/c Cassie said I should, and that she would enjoy reading it. So, Cassie, I hope reading it is as entertaining as being there first hand.