RED EYE

This movie was not nearly as pathetic as I had thought it was going to be. It had that creepy guy(the scarecrow in Batman) w/the piercing blue eyes (vaguely hott), and that girl from The Notebook. I can't be bothered to look up names at this moment. So anyway, yada yada yada, they're on a plane for at least a 3 hour flight and he's all, "make the call or your father dies" and she's all "whimper" "you hit me on the head and slammed me into a wall" "whimper". It was pretty entertaining stuff. Now, and I don't know about anybody else, but I think there are some ways this movie could've been improved just a little.

One of those ways, is porn. I mean, the whole abusive, "I'm gonna kill you" thing could really work out better if the movie had some raunchy sex scenes. Really. Throughout the whole movie I kept expecting the chik to be all, "Oh, Jack, your abusive domineering-ness turns me on" and he'd be all "Oh, whatever your name is, your bravery in the face of severe trauma just turns me to a quivering mass of goo, let's get it on" or ya know, more or less that sort of dialogue. Cue naked bodies writhing in ecstasy. Don't tell me you weren't just a little bit disappointed when they were in the airplane bathroom and that didn't happen.

...That could just be me tho. Idk.