REASONS WHY I'LL NEVER BECOME A DRUNK

CHOICE MOVIE: The Grimm Brothers. Okay, so, I was mildly disappointed...but it was still pretty good. Even tho I think this is the only movie that could portray both Matt Damon and Heath Ledger in an un-hot manner. Big frown.

1. You have to consume a lot of liquids that are usu. too sweet.

2. Alcohol makes me sleepy

3. My motor skills become sleepy.

4. The puking part.

5. The next day when you realize you puked all over your floor and didn't brush you teeth or wash your face. But are relieved that you did at least remember to go to the bathroom so u didn't also wet yourself.