NOTHING TO DO

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Today, I have absolutely nothing to do. Usually I would be bemoaning the fact...but currently, I'm not. Here's a little fact about Hannah

1. She's happy when she has nothing to do.

And currently, I have nothing to do. Well, at least nothing that needs to be done by tonight or tomorrow. So yeah, nothing to do. Yay. Happiness. Does happiness taste like pizza to anybody else?

PS. I don't think I cooked the pizza all the way through. This resulted in doughy crust. And I mean, really gooey doughy. I ate 2 piecees of the gooey doughy shit. I think I may vomit soon.

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UPDATE: So, after reading maybe a chapter in my book I decided to take a nappy poo. I was awoken from said nap to the yells of my mother, "Somebody toilet papered the house!" This, I figured(as I'm involved in nothing else as of yet, and ppl don't normally go around just tp'ing me) was the belated t.p.ing from the Musical.

FACT: Hannah has no trees in her yard.

Given this fact, the job was not the best. The boys nonetheless managed to throw about 10 rolls of tp in my yard. They wrapped it around my brothers' bikes, on my car, and slightly on the front door(these being the only things to really hang toilet paper from). Minus points for not getting the satellite dish. My brothers of course decided to go outside and retrieve said toilet paper rolls b/c...they are freaks. In any case, not wanting to see this perfectly good collection of tp go to waste, I called up the Cassie to see if she wanted some late night revenge. We then traversed to the Blair residence to pick up Erica(she's NEVER been tp-ing). Upon arrival, we found maybe 7 boys already doing up the Blair home(including Dan), so Cassie and I joined in. Then as the boys were distracted, Me, Cassie, Erica and Nancy drove to Trevor's house and threw the piddly 3 rolls we had left, and put some forks in his lawn. Go us.

Later I went to the neighbors house and watched American History X. If you've not seen this movie, you should. Not only is it the greatest 90's movie evah(or at least one of them!) but it has naked buff guys. Edward Norton is HOTTT in this movie. LUVLUVLUV. And I'm done. Now I'm thinking about showering. Thinking deeply...but will I do it? Yes, after underarm testing, it is decided that a shower is indeed necessary.