HOTNESS

Okay, so, I just wanted to take a minute out of the day and dedicate it to hotness. I have a list below of all the hot guys I can think of just now, the movies they are featured in will be beside them. Thereafter will be my personal rating of their hotness.

* tepid **lukewarm ***warm ****hot *****OHMYHOTNESS ******burned to smoldering ashes HOT

MATTHEW GOODE (chasing liberty) ******
BRAD PITT (meet joe black) ****
HEATH LEDGER (four feathers) *****
MATT DAMON (good will hunting) ****
KEANU REEVES (matrix) ***
ASHTON KUTCHER (dude where's my car) ***
JUDE LAW (a.i.) ****
VAL KILMER (the saint) ****
JOHNNY DEPP (pirates of the carribean) ****
ORLANDO BLOOM (lord of the rings) ******
ANTONIO BANDERAS (once upon a time in mexico) **
JOSH HARTNETT (40 days and 40 nights) ***
ETHAN HAWK (?) ***
BRENDEN FRAZIER (the mummy) **
JOHN CUSAK (better off dead)-80's ****

NOTE: these are not by any stretch of the imagination ALL of the hot stars, only the ones I could think of at the moment. With the world churning out all of these beautiful specimens, wouldn't you think Humboldt would have at least one hottie? HUH? Well......IT DOESN'T DAMN IT!!!!!!! and that makes me sick.

Much luvXOXHRMXOX